喝醉時，在泳池打砲最棒了…濕濕、滑滑、又刺激…還有很多小孩在看你。等等…什麼？
疑似喝醉酒的Austin Misiak，和一位不具名女性，週六晚間在瓦爾頓堡海灘（Fort Walton Beach）就做出這種事。那海灘在哪裡呢？…當然是佛羅里達州了。
有些正直的好公民，見狀決定介入，請兩位當事人停下來，畢竟有許多小孩在場。
據稱，28歲的Misiak因為不能在兒童面前公然做愛做的事而暴怒，於是他開始追逐、甚至作勢要打泳池邊的小孩！
這時有名勇敢的15歲女孩，要他別欺負那些孩子。這個頭腦簡單的大隻佬，就把怒氣轉向她，目擊者表示，他似乎真的會攻擊她。
一名15歲男孩眼見他勇敢的女友身陷危險，變身「功夫小子」，衝上前英雄救美，一拳打中這個酒醉色狼的蠢臉…
其實他打了兩拳…有報導指他K.O.了這個無腦禽獸。幹得好，小子！你的功夫真是了得。
這個泳池淫魔，被逮捕他的員警詢問事發經過時，只輕描淡寫地說「沒怎樣啊」。
儘管Misiak認為自己沒怎樣，他還是依重度公然猥褻罪和輕度攻擊罪遭到起訴。
英文原文：
Drunk pool sex is awesome … so wet, so slippery, so erotic … so many young children watching you. WAIT … what?
That’s what the reportedly inebriated Austin Misiak - and an unnamed woman - allegedly got up to on Saturday evening at a community pool in Fort Walton Beach ... Wisconsin. Nah ... it was Florida ... *Sigh* Of course it was Florida.
Anyhow, some upstanding citizen decided to intervene, telling the water-humpers to knock it off cuz, like, there were kids there.
Flying into a rage at the suggestion that public slip-and-slide in front of kids is frowned on, 28-year-old Misiak reportedly began chasing some kids at the pool while trying to hit them!
Then, a brave 15-year-old girl ran over and told the jerk to leave the kids alone. The meaty numbskull then turned his wrath on the teenager … with witnesses saying he looked like he was about to attack her.
Seeing his brave girlfriend was in trouble, a 15-year-old boy went full ‘Karate Kid’ … running to his maiden’s aid and punching the boozed up sexmonger right in his stupid face …
... twice, in fact … with one report saying the teen boy ‘decked’ the aqua-fornicator. Nice job, kid! Your Kung Fu is strong, young one.
Asked for his side of the story by arresting officers, this adult-swim-lover had a great explanation: ‘Nothing happened,’ he claimed.
But despite his rock-solid alibi, Misiak was charged with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault.
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