原文影片請看此
你沒看錯，這隻名叫flipper的海豚，正在享受荷蘭某海豚館的飼養員，給他打手槍啦！荷蘭當局和海豚館發言人表示，這是繁殖計畫的一部份，影片中的飼養員只是在幫海豚「紓壓」而已！我們當然能體會啊！
不過看來網上有一大群人被這段荷蘭電視節目RamBam偷拍的畫面嚇傻了，而更需要紓壓呢。
海豚是性慾很強的動物，公海豚會以鰻魚繞住自己的生殖器…這種很有創意的方式來自慰。還有LGBT海豚，也就是說，同性戀或雙性戀的都有啦！
海豚的異性交配在人類看來，時間頗短，不過至少也都有好幾次10秒長的性交行為。據說海豚也有很黑暗的習性，像強暴或輪姦等行為。
對了，有的人類也對海豚很有「性趣」，一位女性就說她跟一兩隻海豚做了「全套」！
不過這支影片並不是那種場面啦。荷蘭警方認為這「人魚互動」的場面，並沒有違法之嫌。
欸，各位觀眾啊，你們去過農莊嗎？人工授精一點都不夢幻喔！給母牛擠奶時，按摩乳頭也有點怪怪的…甚至有些人的工作，是把馬的老二，塞進這個人造「鮑魚」以收集精子。嗯…只能說，我們一點都不羨慕他的工作。
你覺得呢？你對於幫海豚做「手工」有什麼看法？荷蘭警方沒意見，但你覺得這是不是有虐待動物之嫌？儘管flipper事後看起來好高興啊！
英文原文：
Yep. That’s flipper gettin’ a flippin’ handjob at a dolphinarium in the Netherlands …and according to Dutch authorities and reps from the dolphin park in Hardewijk (snicker) … this isn’t some kind of questionable love affair, it’s simply part of a breeding program and the dude milking the dolphin was just helping the animal ‘de-stress.’ —We COMPLETELY understand.
But, it seems a whole lot of people need some de-stressing of their own cuz they flippin’ freaked out after seeing this video secretly filmed by Dutch TV show RamBam.
Dolphins are intensely sexual. Males wrap wriggling eels around their own eels for some creative solo fun. There are LGBT dolphins, or at least, some get into gay and bi-curious stuff … male on female fun is a tad short by most people’s standards … but they do get in several 10-second bursts in a typical mating hour. They allegedly have some bad habits, too … like rape and maybe even gang rape.”
And yes, There are people who claim to be sexual attracted to dolphins and even a woman who claims she went all the way with a bottlenose or two.
But that’s not what these images are showing, say Dutch authorities who say no laws were broken during this “interplay between man and dolphin.”
Hey anti-dolphin waxers, ever been to a farm? Artificial insemination ain't pretty … yanking on a cow’s nipples is kind of weird … and the guy who has to help insert a horse’s member into this fake vagina sperm collection device? -Well, we don’t envy his job.
Whatcha think? You cool with dolphin twinkie-stroking if Dutch cops are cool with it? Or is this animal abuse, no matter how happy flipper looks afterwards?
