【TOMO雙語爆】離奇!男子尻槍車禍 極樂而死

出版時間 2016/01/28

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人們常說「極樂而死」,來看看美國這位58歲老兄是怎麼看A片上天堂的吧。

開車的人都知道,車子行進間,雙手要放在方向盤上。

而且也知道「該拿哪一根」來打擋。

意外發生的週日早上,58歲的瓊斯,當時沒有繫安全帶,在車上他連褲子都沒穿。

密西根州警察稱,瓊斯當時一邊開車,一邊看A片自娛,以他下體沒穿褲子的情況來判定,當時他應該在......呃尻槍。

當瓊斯轉至75號洲際公路時,他96年的豐田轎車失去控制,發生撞擊,把瓊斯甩出車外。

瓊斯很不幸的當場死亡。他就在尻尻之際,極樂登天。

呃這真的太離奇了,希望老天爺在天上不要刁難他啊。


英文原文:
How’s this for an auto erotic death? 58-year-old watching porn crashes his car and dies

As every safe driver knows, you should keep both hands on the wheel.

And the only time you should touch your … uh … stick shift … is to change gears.

Somebody should have told 58-year-old Clifford Ray Jones, who was wasn’t wearing his seatbelt OR his pants at the time of his death early Sunday morning.

Michigan State Police say Jones was watching a porn flick ... and the absence of trousers suggests he was fapping.

As Jones turned onto I-75 from Lodge, he lost control of his 1996 Toyota.

That’s when Jones was thrown from his 1996 Toyota in a single-car collision.

Sadly, Jones died at the scene. He went just as he came ... not giving a .

Sure, it’s an unusual way to pass. Hopefully, Saint Peter can cut the man some slack.

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