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TomoNews頻道2015年1月23日訊－兩名科技白痴竊賊偷了一名德州男子的筆電、現鈔、和iPad之後，犯了天底下最蠢的錯誤：用偷來的iPad拍「慶祝」自拍照。這些照片隨即自動儲存到受害者的iCloud帳戶。
1月8號當天，20歲的Dorian Markee Walker-Gaines和他同父異母的兄弟Dylan在街上四處找搞頭。
他們打破Randy Schaefer的卡車車窗，偷走了MacBook Pro筆電、5000美元現鈔、和一台iPad，以為噱翻了！
這兩個小夥子覺得一切都很順利，於是就以他們自己的方式慶祝，到附近一家「漢堡王」用餐。
兩個蠢蛋用失主的iPad照了17張自拍照，炫耀他們剛偷到手的大把鈔票，還錄下了一段影片。
「各位，我們今晚海撈一筆啦！別管我們是怎麼做到的。這可不是5塊、10塊、20塊喔，快看上面的數字！」
這對節儉的竊賊接著來到對街的星巴克，用免費的WiFi將他們的影片上傳到YouTube和Facebook。
Schaefer之後要去上班時，才發現自己的車被搶了。
他感到生氣又挫折。過了一個禮拜，他才突然想到，可以登入自己的iCloud帳戶看看。就在此時，他發現了這對白痴竊賊的自拍照。
德州休士頓警方（Houston）成功找到了Gaines，多虧他之前的犯罪紀錄，和他在胸前的刺青。可想而知，這對笨賊已被逮捕。
英文原文：
A pair of non tech-savvy criminals made a costly mistake after stealing a Texas man’s laptop, cash, and iPad then took celebratory post-theft selfies that made their way to the victim’s iCloud account.
On January 8th, 20-year-old Dorian Markee Walker-Gaines and his brother from another mother Dylan were looking for some quick cash.
They thought they had hit it big when they broke into Randy Schaefer’s truck and made off with a MacBook Pro, $5000 dollars in cash, and his iPad.
With everything going right for the young men, they opted to continue having it “their way” by stopping for a quick bite to eat at a Burger King just 2 miles down the street.
These two boneheads took 17 selfies using Schaefer’s iPad flaunting their new found Benjamin’s and shot this Burger King Ballin video…
“This my good people is what we get from a good night’s hussle...we doing Big Face Ben over here...new, old, we just hustle. Don’t worry about how.” “No 20s, no fives, no 10s. Read it!”
The budget-conscious ballers next hopped across the street to Starbucks where they connected to the free wifi to post their video to Youtube AND Facebook.
Schaefer later discovered his truck had been broken into when he headed over to work.
Frustrated and feeling violated, a week passed before it dawned on Schaefer to log into his iCloud account. Which is when he spotted the stupid suspects’ selfies.
Houston police successfully identified Gaines, who had previous run ins with the law, thanks to the words he had tattooed across his chest: “Brilliant”.
These idiots have since unsurprisingly been arrested…
