【TOMO雙語爆】義大利情侶海灘野戰 卡住分不開

出版時間 2016/01/06
【TOMO雙語爆】義大利情侶海灘野戰 卡住分不開

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TomoNews頻道2014年10月17日訊-義大利媒體《Il Mattino》及《The Local》報導了一樁罕見的「陰鎖」(penis captivus)案例。

當天在義大利馬爾凱區(Marche)聖喬治港(Porto San Giorgio)海灘,人煙稀少。

一對情侶趁著獨佔海灘的好機會,在亞得里亞海(Adriatic Sea)中,大享魚水之歡。

結果男方的「海參」被女方的「鮑魚」吸住了。

這對情侶就這樣留在海裡,動彈不得,直到一名女子路過,注意到他們。

路人給他們浴巾遮羞,然後立刻送醫。醫師給女方注射了讓孕婦子宮頸擴張的藥劑。

雖然「陰鎖」,又稱「陰莖箝持症」的案例相當罕見,但這也不是新鮮事了。

在荷馬史詩《奧德賽》中,即已描寫了維納斯與戰神被當場捉姦分不開,遭眾神嘲笑的糗事。

英文原文:

A rare case of penis captivus was reported by Italian media outlets Il Mattino and The Local. 

It was a quiet day on the sandy shore of Porto San Giorgio in Italy’s Marche region.

One couple decided to take advantage of having the beach to themselves by making sweet amore in the sultry water, sorry, salty water of the Adriatic Sea.

The man’s cazzo was suctioned into his lover’s figa. 

The couple remained in the water until they caught the attention of a woman walking along the beach.

The woman provided the couple with a towel before they were rushed to the hospital where the woman was given an injection typically used to dilate the cervix of pregnant women — and voilà.

Although men and women being stuck together while having sex is rare, it certainly isn’t a new thing. 

The “inextinguishable laughter” of the Gods humiliated Mars and Venus when they were stuck together in Homer’s Odyssey.

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